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if you'd like a complimentary (aka FREE) bunch of Ratsy stickers send a SASE (Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope) to Ratsy at:

We're sorry, Ratsy is currently moving from LA to the midwest and is unable to recieve mail. She will be restarting the free stickers soon. Check back later.

The SASE is very important.  Several people don't seem to quite understand what it is.  Here is a bit more detailed description.  First of all, it's not a scrap of paper with your lotto number on it.  It's a regular envelope addressed to you, but not sealed, with enough postage on it to get it back to you from Ratsy.  Fold it up and put it in another envelope with Ratsy's address and postage on it.  Put it in the mail box.

If you do this right, Ratsy will put your stickers in the SASE and send it back to you.  If you don't include the SASE, you won't get anything back.  Ratsy would love to send you free stickers, but she can't afford to send everyone free postage.  Please don't make her throw your request away.

PS. If you don't want to pay the postage, here's a trick that will make Ratsy pay for it: just order a CD or tape.  She'll send you whatever you order along with some stickers and she'll pay the postage!  It's not nice to fool Ratsy, but as her brother, I feel I can tell you this.